Love, Love

Don't smirk and raise your
eyebrows at me.
Why? Because
it's not nice.

Should you care?
Well, you care about
me, don't you?
See, it should matter
to you.

I told you I'm not
-hey!
Go away!
Personal space,
Love.
Heard of it?

Why not?
I call a lot of
people 'Love'.

Haven't I?
Oh, I thought I
had.
Does it bug you?

Again?
Why's that
Love?

Hmmm, does it
now?
Rolls right off?
And how do you
figure that?

Ah, I see.
You're right,
-I really don't,
but you still
love me.

No, this time
it's a...thing,
not a name.

And yes,
you most certainly
do.

I just do.

Because females
know everything.

I told you!
I'm not ticklish.

Seriously